PLAYER BITTEN BY RADIOACTIVE PLUMBER, ACQUIRES SUPER STOMP
Up and coming henchman to the Theftropolis super criminals, PLAYER was recently hospitalized at
the local veterinary clinic after a vicious attack beneath The Impossible Machinery left him in need of
fourteen hazmat-grade stitches.
We interviewed PLAYER shortly after the incident and he was in very good spirits. Forever the
optimist, he said being chomped on was the best thing that's ever happened to him. When asked what
the first thing he was going to do once released from the hospital, he responded "I'm going to jump up,
jump up and get down. I'm going to jump around". Sounds like a great plan! We wish PLAYER all the
best.
The accident was caught on tape. It can be viewed here
Be on the lookout for a RADIOACTIVE PLUMBER when near open sewer pipes. If seen, do not
panic, call 1-555-KING-KOOP from the nearest pay phone.
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